In this week's breaking news an unprecedented pre-dawn attack orchestrated by the cat monsters lead to the successful invasion of the dogzilla's storehouse of supplies (ie the closet were we keep the extra dog food.)
Sources (me) report an early morning artillery strike against an insufficiently guarded storage bunker. The storehouse was largely stocked with rations for the coming months. Also forfeited in the cat occupation was the regions waste disposal site, a devastating loss to the communities infrastructure, according a local authority. (also me)
The attackers have been identified by several eyewitnesses (me me and me) as Corporal Kittenmiester and Private First Class Catenstien. Seen here in this rare photo captured by a fearless correspondent (who else but me) from across enemy lines.
One eyewitness account (me again) claims that the two conspirators first infiltrated the dog food storage bunker at approximately 18:00 hours on July 13th 2016 and have made several subsequent breaches since that time.
The recent cat occupation of the closet space has caused considerable unrest in the surrounding community. One local resident (still me) commented that this continuing conflict has been very unsettling and the late night air raids have interrupted much needed sleep.
In a desperate attempt to re-secure the bunker a temporary barricade was place in front of the storeroom door making entry difficult for animals and humans alike.
Engineers (not just me this time, the hubby was also enlisted to help) were dispatched to address the situation. Due to quick thinking and ingenuity the engineering team was able to construct a simple latch from the minimal resources available on hand. Temporary placards have been posted to serve as a warning against any further attempted breaches.
It is hoped that these new security measures will put an end to the conflict in this region.
If you missed the first two installments of this ongoing conflict, you can find them below
Episode 1 - The Cats First Strike Against The Living Room Chair And How Pickle Juice Save the Day
Episode 2 - The Dogs Counter Assault On The Living Room Torchiere And Another Pickle Juice Rescue
Happy Upcycling,
(stay silly my friends)
